so does the unable to think of anything

tumblr user jawdog’s super-badass fantroll about to engage in FISTICUFFS
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actually hes just gonna shoot things in the face
Awwww diff that is really great! I love your art!
You are the best girlfriend ever, just saying
you’re cleaning up you room
there’s no one around and your phone is gone
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Jerebaby whispers “Shia Labeouf”he’s stalking you anout 30 feet back
he gets down on all 4’s and breaks into your room, he’s coming for you
“SHIA LABEOUF”You’re looking for your phone, but you’re all turned around
he’s almost upon you now and you can see there’s soap on his face
MY GOD THERE’S SOAP EVERYWHERE
Cleaning up your room
“With shia labeouf”He’s brandishing a broom
“it’s Shia LaBeouf”
Cleaning up the closets
“Actual Maid Shia LaBeouf”
She wishes she could be like me
your internet moirail is actually a babe
I think you misspelled kawaii BABY
